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The best jokes and joke writers... for kids!

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

ABCP

One day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first" The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"

Lovestruck Toad

Q: Why did the toad cross the road?

A: To show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

Carrots

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny Farts!