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Hyenas Rx

Q: Why don't hyenas get sick in the winter?
A: Because laughter is the best medicine.

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.

Going Up

Q: Why do ghosts ride in elevators?

A: It keeps their spirits up.

Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky

Dropped some white stuff in my eye

I'm a big girl I won't cry

I'm just glad that cows don't fly