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Numbers Class

Q: 1,2,3,4 & 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?
A: He was being mean.

Broom Time

Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It over swept!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss.

Alien Visits

Q: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

A: They checked the reviews and we only have one star.

Waisting Away

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A: They don't have the guts.