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Rock Group

Q: Name a rock group with four male members but none of them sing or play music.
A: Mt. Rushmore.

Ant Family

Q: Why were all the baby ants confused?

A: Because all their Uncles were Ants (Aunts)

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Bee Pee

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP station.

Winter Tiger

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

A: Frostbite!