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Old Ant

Q: What do you call a 100 year old ant?
A: An antique!

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Snowman Scent

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."

Birds Go South

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Bug Love

Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.